Nothing beats a good venting session with friends.
Who needs real friends, when we have Facebook ones?!
The best way to remove somebody from your life is to ask them a favor. They’ll avoid you later like a plague.
If you have more friends on Facebook that in real life – turn off your computer and go outside!
If a description of your personality includes too many words that end with “ist” – not including professions – then you’re not a friend of mine.
Upon my arrival in the US, I was working for a certain company, while failing to acquire a single friend. I started worrying about that, even considering that something is wrong with my social skills. Later, I realized why is that: people here work so much that they don’t have time for their immediate families, let alone friends.
Men and women could become friends only after sex, never before. Before sex they are acquaintances.
Most of the people that I’d like to be friends with are dead. One day, this will be entirely true.
In a time of crisis, you learn that you don’t have any friends.
I bought a gun – said a friend – I want to kill myself.
Can I borrow it, once you’re done? – I asked politely.