I’ve read somewhere that for London 2012 they provided some 150,000 condoms. Olympics or Roman orgies, that’s the question?
Some people are brought up too decently to have good sex.
If someone marries the same person twice, should they count that as one or as two marriages?
Humans will disappear from the face of the Earth the moment that they entirely forget that sex is meant for procreation, not for fun. We are very close to that.
Only sex sells itself, everything else needs advertising.
The only way you can find 40-somethings sexy is if you are over 70.
God, do I look as repugnant to younger women as my female peers look to me?
The girl (I thought) that I was dating recently, admitted that in a meantime she was fucking the other man! And I was being so nice, haven’t even touched her! Being nice is sooooooo overrated!
S. Prokofiev’s grandfather, according to legend, died at 97 by falling from the ladder that he used to visit his mistress. What a sweet death!
If you haven’t had sex for a while, you’ll become a virgin again.