These aphorisms are dedicated to people who’ll laugh at least once while reading them. For those who wouldn’t laugh even once, I suggest to re-read them again. If they don’t laugh even then, they are too serious and should be reading something else.
You know what else destroys the planet? Your car. Your big-ass house. The steak you ate for dinner. The cheap plastic stuff that you buy ceaselessly. Where’s your outrage then?
