Announcement: Fair use warning! These aphorisms are dedicated to people who’ll laugh at least once while reading them. For those who wouldn’t laugh even once, I suggest to re-read them again. If they don’t laugh even then, they are too serious and should be reading something else.
Pity You pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world. – Jay Alto, comment on Threads
Fool A fool with a tool is a fool, with more ways to show themselves as a fool. – Timothy Western, comment on Threads
