Announcement: Fair use warning! These aphorisms are dedicated to people who’ll laugh at least once while reading them. For those who wouldn’t laugh even once, I suggest to re-read them again. If they don’t laugh even then, they are too serious and should be reading something else.
Passion How to recognize a passionate smoker? He hasn’t finished his cigarette yet, and he’s already thinking about the next one.
Greed Unchecked greed is pathological. Always has been, always will be. – dingerpeace, comment on Threads
Plastic paradise Nothing more disgusting than gold diggers with newly installed silicone implants start posting vacation pictures.
