These aphorisms are dedicated to people who’ll laugh at least once while reading them. For those who wouldn’t laugh even once, I suggest to re-read them again. If they don’t laugh even then, they are too serious and should be reading something else.
Don’t even try to catch me in contradictions, it’s absurd: these aphorisms are targeted to widen your horizons and eventually make you laugh, not to teach you how to be consistent.
