There’s nothing funnier than outdated and obsolete customs that people are stubbornly hanging onto.
All women are alike, so, if you slept with one of them, then you can say that you’ve slept with all of them. In principle, this is correct.
I don’t care how it looks from your perspective.
Don’t even try to catch me in contradictions, it’s absurd: these aphorisms are targeted to widen your horizons and eventually make you laugh, not to teach you how to be consistent.
Laughing at yourself is either the sign of a spiritual largeness, or mental disturbance, depending on individual case.