Contradictions Don’t even try to catch me in contradictions, it’s absurd: these aphorisms are targeted to widen your horizons and eventually make you laugh, not to teach you how to be consistent.
Witticism People with no sense of humor could be easily spotted when they start laughing at their own witticisms.
Flight It’s not about how high you can fly, but how low you can fall. The US desperately needs major social reform.
Minimalism The biggest minimalists out there are mathematicians. Sometimes their whole life could be summarized with a problem that requires two lines of text.
Stars The best way to ruin the first date with a woman is to start explaining why stars aren’t visible during the day.