Without me, the World doesn’t exist.
All that I learned over all these years about people is that one should avoid them at all costs.
Being jinxed: to have four (remaining) teeth in your head, and one of them hurts!
I was complimented the other day: you’re too cool to be a programmer! Thanks, I guess?
Not all ideas that cross my mind are good – some are brilliant!
My tombstone should read: One less…
I’ve become so lazy that I couldn’t finish even an aphorism…
A sign of growing up is when a man turns from an idealist into an opportunist. There is no place for the former in this world.
If I could, I’d never choose to be born: it’s a trap…
A person starts playing games of chance when the situation in his life becomes hopeless. I just bought my first ticket.