I’ve become so lazy that I couldn’t finish even an aphorism…
If it wasn’t for being a coward and lazy ass, I’d do many wonderful things.
Each weekend I plan to go to the gym, go swimming, play tennis… only to be disappointed when I do none of it.
I write down whatever crosses my mind… And sometimes I’m just lazy.
The hole they are drilling right under my window: the diligent aren’t letting lazy to sleep.
All the talent in the world can’t compensate for laziness.
Speed is when a lazy person takes upon doing things that (s)he doesn’t like (e.g., me cleaning my apartment: I prefer to swipe it with a look).
God only worked six days in his life. I know people who are lazier than him.
Lazy people only seemingly don’t do anything. They, too, are working non-stop, except that they don’t have anything to show for it.
Unfortunately, in modern, “democratic”, capitalist, protestant societies (such as the USA), there’s no room for lazy people (like me).