If you aren’t sure in which direction to go, go to the opposite one from the rest of the crowd. Even if it’s the wrong direction, you could always console yourself that you were an original.
She was cheating on me whenever she could. Although I was cheating on her, as well, I was trying to present myself as a martyr. There’s something seductive about that.
At the moment when the number of your sexual intercourses outnumbers your masturbations, you can say that you have a successful sexual life. Just don’t cheat counting.
