If mankind is the top of nature’s achievements, I have to admit that I’m not particularly impressed with its creativity.
To retreat under pressure it’s not a sign of cowardice, but rather of common sense.
According to one theory (we don’t want to name the author), mankind could be divided into two groups: those self-contained, and those that are not. The latter group is responsible for all progress, art and scientific achievemnents, etc. The irony is that member of the latter group usually work for the members of first group.
Do you know when you’re old? When unsuccessfully trying for 5 mins to remove toothpaste from your chin, only to realize that it’s grays in your beard.
I can’t believe that women are so stupid that they don’t like me. Nonsense!
Whatever you do… you’re just wasting your time!
Retirement is the carrot at the end of a stick – for suckers!
God, forgive me that I did’t sleep with all the women I could have, since I’d never forgive myself (for that)…