The girl (I thought) that I was dating recently, admitted that in a meantime she was fucking the other man! And I was being so nice, haven’t even touched her! Being nice is sooooooo overrated!
When creating animal species, God granted them sexuality to ensure the continuation of his work. Not even he could have imagined how greatly humans are going to abuse this gift.
She was cheating on me whenever she could. Although I was cheating on her, as well, I was trying to present myself as a martyr. There’s something seductive about that.
At the moment when the number of your sexual intercourses outnumbers your masturbations, you can say that you have a successful sexual life. Just don’t cheat counting.
