Politicians Whenever politicians open their mouths, I feel cheated. And they are talking all the time.
Busy “Mom, can I get up at 5 AM tomorrow, so I can play a bit before school?” – said the seven-year-old kid to his mom. It’s sad that today not even kids have time for play.
Sign They say that teeth can determine how old you are. Of course: when they start falling out, you’re quite old.
Logic The only true science that we currently have is formal logic: everything else is just its application.
Too long If you talk for more than five minutes, you’re either going to start repeating yourself or start bullshitting us.
