Aging – it’s software, not a hardware problem.
The beauty of growing old: not much concerns me anymore.
The best exercise, at my age? Clipping toenails.
As I’m getting older, I’m becoming less and less of an altruist, and more and more of a misanthrope!!
Young people cannot understand old people. Old people can (understand young people), but they don’t want to.
Another benefit of wearing dentures: you will never be hungry, since you always have leftover food in your mouth.
It’s easy to be selfless when you’re young and healthy. Try to be selfless when you’re old and every bone hurts.
When of all trousers you can tolerate only those with an elastic band…
As we get older, we have fewer and fewer original ideas. Experience destroys originality.
The ability to empathize with others is weakening as we grow older and our health starts to deteriorate.