Stars The best way to ruin the first date with a woman is to start explaining why stars aren’t visible during the day.
Smart I’m one of the smartest people that I know. Either I’m very smart, or don’t know very many people.
Reciprocity Whenever I suck in my gut, my tits start showing up. Does that mean that I should lose some weight?
Improvement Couldn’t believe that I’d see American filter coffee as an improvement (after a couple of days of drinking some suspicious “turkish” coffee).
Stars The most efficient way to screw up your date is to start talking about why stars aren’t visible during the day.
