Stars The best way to ruin the first date with a woman is to start explaining why stars aren’t visible during the day.
Smart I’m one of the smartest people that I know. Either I’m very smart, or don’t know very many people.
Reciprocity Whenever I suck in my gut, my tits start showing up. Does that mean that I should lose some weight?
Improvement Couldn’t believe that I’d see American filter coffee as an improvement (after a couple of days of drinking some suspicious “turkish” coffee).