Random Thoughts – Page 242

Non-Sense

Writing about whether life makes sense or not – doesn’t make any sense at all.

Core

I always thought that all human talents have roots in the same core. I never could understand intellectuals with a deaf ear, or no sense of humor, or arts.

Clothes

Clothes make a man, after all. For non-believers, please stroll naked in front of a mirror.

Fog

He got rich by selling fog, but he wasn’t a meteorologist.

Drinking

Ordinary people drink mostly bear, overbearing – wine, flamboyant – brandy, alcoholics – don’t care.

Facts

Trivial facts are remembered mostly by people who don’t know their priorities.

Rules

Rules that aren’t written down are the hardest to follow.

Contradictions

Don’t even try to catch me in contradictions, it’s absurd: these aphorisms are targeted to widen your horizons and eventually make you laugh, not to teach you how to be consistent.

Witticism

People with no sense of humor could be easily spotted when they start laughing at their own witticisms.