Random Thoughts – Page 242

Contract

The US is the country that waged most wars in modern human history. How is it possible, then, that public personalities (a.k.a. Celebrities) very rarely express an opinion against wars that their country is responsible for? Is there a clause in their contracts to keep their mouths shut?

American dream (2)

American dream: Get into debt as much as possible and start paying it off till you die. Doesn’t look appealing at all.

American dream (1)

The American dream became American paranoia a long time ago, but they are still selling it as a dream.

Healthy spirit

Americans are living proof of that old adage that “In the healthy body there’s a healthy spirit”. Maybe a bit obtuse, but indeed healthy.

Ambition

Americans are obsessed with ancient Rome, probably because it was ruling all known world at its time, and that is – secretly and publicly – the ambition of any US administration.

Strategy

Always show up 15 minutes late, and leave 15 minutes early. That way you won’t be given any additional duties.

Conundrum

Those who know me, understand me. Those who understand me, like me. Those who don’t understand me should get to know me better. Those who don’t know me, don’t like me. Those who don’t like me, don’t understand me. What a conundrum!

Product

Is shit human’s main or by-product?

Evidence

Americans have a passion for keeping records about everything. Once their empire falls, those records would be the crowning evidence against them.

Altruism

Altruism (“Love thy neighbor!”) is sure proof of weak-mindedness or idealism.