Random Thoughts – Page 238

Friends

Most of the people that I’d like to be friends with are dead. One day, this will be entirely true.

Enjoying one’s defeats is one of the rare pleasures that we have left in life.

I’ve always avoided declaring myself about anything: later, people hold you by your words.

I was always annoyed by the servility of women. Except in bed, of course.

Whenever I think about my own mortality, it always seems impossible that I would die.

Our memories serve the purpose to remind us that once upon a time we had a life.

Patience and persistence were never high on my list of desirable virtues. By getting older, I’ve moved them to the top of the list.

Being scared without a reason is the same as laughing without inducement.

When dating women, I have only one rule: I don’t go with women who have smaller breasts than me.

In the moments of orgasm, man is closest to God. It’s not bad immediately before that, either.