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Politeness

I bought a gun – said a friend – I want to kill myself.

Can I borrow it, once you’re done? – I asked politely.

When you sleep in your clothes, you don’t have to dress up when you wake up.

Couldn’t believe that I’d see American filter coffee as an improvement (after a couple of days of drinking some suspicious “turkish” coffee).

Lawn Tennis – a very slowed-down version of table tennis.

Man is just a toy, wound-up at birth, without a possibility to be wind-up again.

A woman is a measure of a man: if it doesn’t fit, look for another one.

Don’t offer your help hastily: somebody may take you up on it.

I have a dog, a turtle, and a canary. As far as friends go – enough.

According to wide-adopted belief, only humans can talk. To this day I’m not certain what was in God’s mind when he granted it to humans.