Improvement Couldn’t believe that I’d see American filter coffee as an improvement (after a couple of days of drinking some suspicious “turkish” coffee).
Talk According to wide-adopted belief, only humans can talk. To this day I’m not certain what was in God’s mind when he granted it to humans.
Stars The most efficient way to screw up your date is to start talking about why stars aren’t visible during the day.
Wrong premise As a teenager and student, countless times I was surrounded by women that were admiring my spirit, intelligence, eloquence, etc. Later I understood that the only thing they wanted is to sleep with me.
