God & Other Saints – Page 2

Designer

If it’s all accidental – what is it for? If created – who/what designed it?

The new pope was chosen after two days: how come getting any other job requires seven rounds of interviews?

“In the name of <this or that>” is the most dangerous phrase ever uttered.

If God created us in his image… then he’s a self-centered, lying, and cheating bastard.

Things change. Preachers start preaching. Those who stick with it get replaced.

Who created the Creator? What came before the Big Bang? These two questions debunk religion and science.

If you believe, you don’t know.

Tell me you’re not a reader, without telling me you’re not a reader: my favorite book is the Bible.

Buddhists are better Christians.

Believing in Santa, tooth fairies, retirement… same sh*t.