Permanent recording Whoever invented a permanent recording, didn’t anticipate TV commercials and re-runs.
Woman A woman either creates or destroys her men. Fortunately, my ex chose a long time ago to destroy somebody else.
Pigsty I woke up this morning and realized that I’m living in a pigsty. Called Animal Control immediately.
Success If life’s goal is just to pass time, then I’d have to admit that I’m very successful in that game.
Unfortunately Unfortunately, in modern, “democratic”, capitalist, protestant societies (such as the USA), there’s no room for lazy people (like me).
Poor moral character The human moral character could be measured – among other things – by the depth of one’s religiousness. It’s hard to live in modern society, and not be religious. Either that or to be of “poor moral character”, like me.
Extermination Taking into account NASA’s ambitions regarding space quests, it is good that Martians don’t exist. If they were, they’d be promptly exterminated.
