English is Esperanto of the modern age, since everybody is speaking it, more or less successfully. The simplicity of English also contributes to its popularity. Frenchies are kicking themselves now for being sooo special.
Natural disasters
Clever
Efficient
Rituals
Self-respect
Pertness
Need
Monkey business
M. Houellebecq, again: “Let’s put a chimpanzee in a tiny cage fronted by concrete bars. The animal would go berserk, throw itself against the walls, rip out its hair, inflict cruel bites on itself, and in 73% of cases will actually end up killing itself. Let’s now make a breach in one of the walls, which we will place right next to a bottomless precipice. Our friendly sample quadrumane will approach the edge, he’ll look down, remain at the edge for ages, return there time and again, but generally, he won’t teeter over the brink; and in all events, his nervous state will be radically assuaged.”
