Skill The greatest skill you can learn in life is – how to live. Too bad that, once you’ve acquired it, you’re about to die.
Crisis A friend of mine described the current economic crisis like this: – Still working hard, just not getting paid.
Politeness I bought a gun – said a friend – I want to kill myself. Can I borrow it, once you’re done? – I asked politely.
Improvement Couldn’t believe that I’d see American filter coffee as an improvement (after a couple of days of drinking some suspicious “turkish” coffee).
