Random Thoughts – Page 235

Purpose

If I don’t know what I’m thinking till I write it down, what’s the purpose of thinking, then?!

Literary character

If you don’t have a Russian name, middle initial, and last name, you can’t be a literary character.

Similarity

Life in the US and Serbia is very similar, except that in the US you are on your own.

Martyr

She was cheating on me whenever she could. Although I was cheating on her, as well, I was trying to present myself as a martyr. There’s something seductive about that.

Curiosity

Curious are those who didn’t go through much in life.

Numbers don’t lie!

At the moment when the number of your sexual intercourses outnumbers your masturbations, you can say that you have a successful sexual life. Just don’t cheat counting.

Instant

After something crosses my mind, I spit it out immediately. There’s no point in keeping precious cells of my brain occupied with nonsense.

Precise

“Since the dawn of time” is not a very precise time specifier.

More often than not, when you go to a doctor, he sends you home only with – advice. It would be the same as if you go to a mechanic with a broken transmission, and he sends you home with advice on how to heal it, so it might start working again. But the transmission is still broken.

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