At the moment when the number of your sexual intercourses outnumbers your masturbations, you can say that you have a successful sexual life. Just don’t cheat counting.
More often than not, when you go to a doctor, he sends you home only with – advice. It would be the same as if you go to a mechanic with a broken transmission, and he sends you home with advice on how to heal it, so it might start working again. But the transmission is still broken.
Life in socialism is similar to life in military barracks: gray, boring, and void of any sense at all. But, life in capitalism is more like life in madhouses: colorful, hysteric, hyperactive, also void of any sense at all.
