Growing Old

When of all trousers you can tolerate only those with an elastic band…

Experience

As we get older, we have fewer and fewer original ideas. Experience destroys originality.

The ability to empathize with others is weakening as we grow older and our health starts to deteriorate.

Things were much simpler for me when I was young, than they are now.

It’s for the young to be opinionated. Older folks should know better.

Today’s youth don’t waste their time on TV: they do it on the Internet.

Youth is that part of our lives when we could look in a mirror without horror.

As we get older, the body’s functioning is switching from automatic to manual.

They say that teeth can determine how old you are. Of course: when they start falling out, you’re quite old.

When you’re young, you want to change the World. When older, all you want is that the World to leave you alone.