Slavs It is easy to recognize Slavs in America: everyone is dissatisfied, frowning, no one is smiling…
Nonsense I was watching a political panel on TV today: Briton and American are attacking NATO, while Polish is defending it! What a nonsense!
Cold What I’m sad about is that when America catches a cold, the developing world catches pneumonia. – Rick Steves
Media It’s very obvious who their employers are: just listen to mainstream US TV while they cover May Day protests.
Geography Americans learn about certain countries via media, after they go and bomb the shit out of them. Balkanians, however, are first eliminated from World Cup by a certain country, then they go and learn more about it (even about its footballers).