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Relativity

The only way you can find 40-somethings sexy is if you are over 70.

Repugnant

God, do I look as repugnant to younger women as my female peers look to me?

Decay

Life is slow and gradual decay. Starting with teeth.

Prospective

When you’re young, you want to change the World. When older, all you want is that the World to leave you alone.

Sorry, ma’am!

The other day, in reply to a complaint from an older lady, I said, “Sorry, ma’am, but at your age, the fact that you are a woman doesn’t make any difference!”

For a long time, I was bragging that my only habit is not having other habits. However, as getting older, I started enjoying certain rituals that I didn’t care for before. They don’t say in vain that aging stiffens the human spirit.

Patience & persistence

Patience and persistence were never high on my list of desirable virtues. By getting older, I’ve moved them to the top of the list.

Birthdays

Birthday celebrations are either for very young or very old. In the first case, they are joy, and in the second – success.

Old news

When I was kid, I enjoyed reading old newspapers: in our house, there was always a bunch of those, so I’d take several piles of them, hide somewhere in the corner, and read. I remember that my biggest fascination from those days was when reading ads: how something can be new when the newspaper’s date is from last year?! I was 5 or 6 at that time.

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