Random Thoughts – Page 231

Retreat

Being at the column’s end is not so bad: you might be in the best position to turn around if needed.

Ask for more!

If you don’t ask much of life, you probably won’t get much, either.

More often than not, when you go to a doctor, he sends you home only with – advice. It would be the same as if you go to a mechanic with a broken transmission, and he sends you home with advice on how to heal it, so it might start working again. But the transmission is still broken.

Political correctness

Political correctness is like children’s literature – we all know which side is up, but – for the sake of kids – we must keep it hidden.

Remedy

Doctor, I don’t need advice, I need a remedy.

Best for last!

At 30 you start growing belly; at 40 your eyes start going weak; at 50 your skeleton starts to crackle, and the best is yet to come!!

Control

We are all at disposal of somebody else’s wish, sooner or later. Well, better later than sooner.

Don’t waste your time!

The time given to us is the only real possession that we have on this green Earth: don’t waste it and don’t let it slip through your fingers!!

Comfort

Aaah, discovering the comfort of oversized pants!!

Prize possessions

Women and money: nobody really posseses them.

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