Tag: Movies

There should be a few disclaimers, at the beginning of each movie, so people don’t waste time trying to watch it. Something like this:

In this movie:

• Nobody dies, either by natural or other cause
• There’s no meaningless car – or other vehicles – chases, 15-mins long, with the only purpose to fill up time
• There are no made-up creatures, events, planets, etc. made-up by people with no imagination
• There’s no fake happy end and no mystery is solved at the end
• Nobody is saving the World (especially not Americans) or is trying to
• Nobody is terminally ill and miraculously gets better at the end
• …etc…