Pigsty I woke up this morning and realized that I’m living in a pigsty. Called Animal Control immediately.
Success If life’s goal is just to pass time, then I’d have to admit that I’m very successful in that game.
Unfortunately Unfortunately, in modern, “democratic”, capitalist, protestant societies (such as the USA), there’s no room for lazy people (like me).
Special I’m one of a kind, so special, so precious: I know that, I feel that. The only thing that I don’t know is – why?
