I woke up this morning and realized that I’m living in a pigsty. Called Animal Control immediately.
If life’s goal is just to pass time, then I’d have to admit that I’m very successful in that game.
Unfortunately, in modern, “democratic”, capitalist, protestant societies (such as the USA), there’s no room for lazy people (like me).
It’s time to get out of my ice castle: time to buy groceries.
I’m one of a kind, so special, so precious: I know that, I feel that. The only thing that I don’t know is – why?