Disclaimers

There should be a few disclaimers, at the beginning of each movie, so people don’t waste time trying to watch it. Something like this:

In this movie:

  • Nobody dies, either by natural or other cause
  • There’s no meaningless car – or other vehicles – chases, 15-mins long, with the only purpose to fill up time
  • There are no made-up creatures, events, planets, etc. made-up by people with no imagination
  • There’s no fake happy end and no mystery is solved at the end
  • Nobody is saving the World (especially not Americans) or is trying to
  • Nobody is terminally ill and miraculously gets better at the end
  • …etc…