Do you know when you’re old?

Do you know when you’re old? When ussuccessfully trying for 5 mins to remove a toothpaste from your chin, only to realise that it’s grays in your beard.

I can’t believe…

I can’t believe that women are so stupid that they don’t like me. Nonsense!

Whatever you do…

Whatever you do… you’re just wasting your time!

Retirement is the carrot…

Retirement is the carrot at the end of a stick – for suckers!

God, forgive me…

God, forgive me that I did’t sleep with all the women I could have, since I’d never forgive myself (for that)…

My only family…

My only family is Huxtable family.