These aphorisms are dedicated to people who’ll laugh at least once while reading them. For those who wouldn’t laugh even once, I suggest to re-read them again. If they don’t laugh even then, they are too serious and should be reading something else.
Mocking is always closer to the truth than idealization. I don’t understand why people take offense when you mock them? You’re doing them a favor, revealing the truth about themselves that they probably didn’t want to hear.