Archive for April 2009


There are two kinds of table tennis players out there: those with balls, and those without.


Whenever I suck in my gut, my tits start showing up. Does that mean that I should loose some weight?


US is the biggest project of social engineering in history. Failed one.

Turning point

At what point my life turned for worse? At the beginning.


The greatest skill you can learn in life is – how to live. To bad that, once you’ve acquired it, you’re about to die.


I a time of crisis you learn that you don’t have any friends.


A friend of mine described current economic crisis like this: – Still working hard, just not getting paid.


I bought a gun – said a friend – I want to kill myself. Can I borrow it, once you’re done? – I asked politely.